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Herpers, like other animal keepers, tend to develop a quirky sense of humor and ways of looking at things. Because our critters are what they are--and eat what they eat--sometimes the humor is perceived as, uhm, warped, gruesome, and often a wee bit whacked..

Well, yeah! All you have to do is look in our refrigerators and freezers.

Free To a Good Home!
Free To A Good Home - You Choose
How to Give an Iguana Oral Medications
How to Resuscitate a Lizard
Lifeskills for Iguana Keepers
Significant Otherspeak
Terrorist Iguanas!
The Good Herpetoculturist's Guide
The Iguana Mailing List's Inappropriate Posting Scenarios
The Iguana Way (or, How Iguanas Get Into Iguana Heaven)
The Rime of the Barking Iguana
What your iguanas do when you're not around...
You know you might be a herper when...
You know you're ig-wipped when...

and...

Multiple Pet Acquisition Disorder
Ten Top Ways To Convince Your Mate That "Just One More" Herp Is A Good Idea

 

Do Dog and Cat People Gross Out When You Kiss Your Lizard?
Why they shouldn't

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Really Big Lizards: Be the first on your block to own a dinosaur!
Please note: this link is on my Humor page. Apparently, some people don't realize this and have tried to place orders with the Big Lizards site owner...

 

 

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